Tuesday, May 03, 2005
yanks' Roster: As Primitive As Can Be
With guys like Robinson Cano in the starting lineup, that is.
(Whose name was pronounced "canoe" by Mad Dog repeatedly.)
The walls are crumbling down, everybody. Womack's in left field, Canoe's at second, Giambi's still in the lineup, while Bernie sits, and Matsui is in center.
And the rotation reads like a menu at a white trash roadhouse diner in Maine: Brown Henn, Moose Wang...Pavano.
And Randy's PISSED about missing a start, I just heard.
The dream is becoming a reality. The fallen empire falls some more.
(Whose name was pronounced "canoe" by Mad Dog repeatedly.)
The walls are crumbling down, everybody. Womack's in left field, Canoe's at second, Giambi's still in the lineup, while Bernie sits, and Matsui is in center.
And the rotation reads like a menu at a white trash roadhouse diner in Maine: Brown Henn, Moose Wang...Pavano.
And Randy's PISSED about missing a start, I just heard.
The dream is becoming a reality. The fallen empire falls some more.
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